what’s up with malaya columnist and chiz-campaign-manager lito banayo, appropriating the professional heckler’s imagined ondoy tweets without so much as a by-your-leave or a thank-you? it’s dishonest and disgraceful, and loi reyes landicho has every reason to be dismayed and infuriated.
The Professional Heckler‘s original, september 28:
Several political personalities and controversial celebrities reportedly used Twitter to express their thoughts on this latest tragedy. Here are samples of unverified posted tweets.
President Arroyo: “Sabi nila knee-deep lang!? It was chest-deep! Puñeta!” about 34 hours ago from web
Sen. Mar Roxas: “Ramdam ko kayo. Promise, totoo na ‘yan .” about 12 hours ago from web
Sen. Manuel Villar: “I am worried about C5 road. ” 4:30 AM Sep 25th from web
Sen. Noynoy Aquino: “Will have to meet with the Pink Sisters before deciding on which evacuation center to visit first.” about 28 hours ago from twitterfeed
Cebu Rep. Antonio Cuenco: “Half of the members of the Lower House will join Noynoy’s planned relief drive.” about 30 hours ago from web
Sen. Panfilo Lacson: “God Save the Philippines from typhoon Ondoy!” 5:30 PM Sep 25th from UberTwitter
Sen. Jinggoy Estrada: “Baka akala mo porke’t bumagyo, nakalimot na ako. Hindi pa tayo tapos Mr. Panfilo Morena Lacson.” 10 seconds ago from web
Bro. Mike Velarde: “Baligtarin n’yo ang inyong mga payong! Tikatik, liglig, at umaapaw na… ang baha!” 10 AM Sep 25 from Uber Twitter
Pampanga Rep. Mike Arroyo: “My advice sa mga nawalan ng bahay at gamit: pakasal ulit kayo para may magregalo sa inyo.” 2 seconds ago from web
NPA leader Ka Roger Rosal: “Basang-basa dahil sa bagyo at nanginginig sa sobrang lamig. Ka Joma, kung nababasa mo ‘to, magli-leave ako for one week!” 1900 hrs Sep 25 from mobile phone
Vicki Belo: “Just got home after driving around the metro. Ang daming nagkalat na plastic.” about 27 hours ago from web
Kris Aquino: “Gosh, did you see Marikina and Cainta? I swear, kailangan nila ng makeover!” about 30 hours ago from web
Annabelle Rama: “May nagtext sa ‘kin dong. Kasabwat ni Ondoy si Wilma Galvante dong!” 3 minutes ago from web
Korina Sanchez: “Rain or shine, tuloy ang kasal!” 7:30 PM Sep 25th from twitterfeed
the malaya columnist‘s shameless rip-off, october 2:
Several political personalities and controversial celebrities are parodied in these posted tweets (fictional, of course) so we would have momentary emotional relief from the anguish of last weekend and the slow move-on this week:
GMA: “Sabi n’yo knee-deep lang ang baha? It was chest-deep! Lumusong pa naman ako. Punyeta!”
Sen. Mar Roxas: “Ramdam ko kayo. Promise. Totoo na ‘yan”.
Sen. Manny Villar: “I am worried about C-5 Road”.
Sen. Noynoy Aquino: “Will have to meet with the Pink Sisters before deciding on which evacuation center to visit first.”
And Cebu congressman Tony Cuenco follows with his own tweet: “Half of the members of the lower House will join Noynoy’s planned relief drive”.
To which Gibo Teodoro says: “Hoy, pinsan, wala namang agawan ng trabaho!”
Meanwhile, Sen. Ping Lacson tweets: “God save the Philippines from Typhoon Ondoy, este, Pepeng na pala”.
But Sen. Jinggoy Estrada is unimpressed: “Baka akalo mo porke’t bumagyo, nakalimot na ako. Hindi pa tayo tapos, Mr. Panfilo Morena Lacson. Galit pa rin si Daddy sa ‘yo”.
Bro. Mike Velarde enthuses: “Baligtarin ninyo ang inyong mga payong! Tikatik…ayyy… umaapaw na…ang baha!”
Pampanga Rep. Mike Arroyo: “My advice sa mga nawalan ng bahay at gamit is this: Pakasal kayo ulit, para may mag-regalo sa inyo. Tingnan n’yo ako, sa California pa nakabili ng bahay.”
Successor of Ka Roger Rosal: “Basang-basa dahil sa ulan at nanginginig sa sobrang lamig. Ka Joma, kung nababasa mo ito, magli-leave muna ako for two weeks”.
Vicki Belo: “Just got home after driving around the metro with Adel. Ang daming nagkalat na…plastic”.
And followed Kris Aquino: “Gosh, did you see Marikina and Cainta? I swear…kailangan niila ng make-over!”
Boy Abunda: “By Calayan…please.”
Anabelle Rama: “Haaay naku, Dong. May naga-text kanako…Kasabwat daw ni Ondoy si Wilma Galvante!”
And Senadora Loren Legarda: “What have I been saying all along? Climate change ‘yan. You’re not listening kasi, eh”.
To which Sen. Chiz Escudero suggests: “Timing kayo, ma’am. Takbo na, ma’am. Gusto mo ikaw ang presidente?”
But for broadcast celebrity Ms. Korina Sanchez: “Rain or shine…tuloy ang kasal!”
Joke, joke, joke…
so. dahil nagdagdag-bawas si banayo ng kaunti here and there, akala niya ay okay na? sa kanya na ang material? di na kailangang i-acknowledge ang source? plagiarism to the max! what a fake! what a loser!!!