Trump theater
Waking in Washington to find the ceasefire he had brokered the night before had been violated by both sides, Trump told the media: “We basically have two countries that have been fighting so long and so hard that they don’t know what the fuck they’re doing.”
That was Donald Trump on Tuesday blasting at Israel and Iran for not immediately honoring the ceasefire that he had brokered, announced, declared, ordered Monday night. Which got me wondering if Trump himself knows what the fuck he’s doing, happily doing the heavy bombing for Israel in its war with Iran, a chance to show off those mighty macho 30,000-pound GBU-57 Massive Ordnance Penetrator “bunker buster” bombs, but to what end? Make sure Iran never gets to produce nuclear weapons? But why is it bawal for Iran but not bawal for Russia, the U.S., China, France, UK, India, Pakistan, Israel, and North Korea? Kasi daw “terrorist” ang Iran. Pero di ba terrorist din silang lahat, frightening each other and the world with their nuclear weapons?
So today, Wednesday, the first item on my news feed is New York Post‘s “Trump nominated for Nobel Peace Prize over Israel-Iran cease-fire”.
In a letter to the Norwegian Nobel Committee, Rep. Buddy Carter (R-Ga.) recommended Trump for the prestigious prize “in recognition of his extraordinary and historic role in brokering an end to the armed conflict between Israel and Iran and preventing the world’s largest state sponsor of terrorism from obtaining the most lethal weapon on the planet.”
Hmm. Did Trump agree to help out Israel with the proviso that all attacks would stop the moment he said stop! so that he could proclaim himself the great peacemaker of all time, even when he is nothing of the kind, and certainly not deserving of a Nobel? Will the ceasefire even hold? For good? Is it all just for show, to best Obama?
Unless, of course, he manages to take it farther, higher, and prevails on his BFF Bibi Netanyahu to end the war in Gaza and the West Bank, and to go for a two-state solution with Palestine. For real. For good. THAT would be Nobel-worthy. Bless Trump. Hallelujah Trump.